bloodnovel 195 I was so angry I hit my head with a hammer!!!
195 I was so angry I hit my head with a hammer!!!
"Ah, I really didn't think about it so much..." Zhou Che scratched his head embarrassedly, he really didn't think about it, the reason why he chose these two games, the first "Dug to Survive" , belonged to his bad taste, he just wanted to play a little joke with the players.
As for the second "Hong Kong Strange Record", it was after careful consideration by him. As he said before, he wanted to make a game of Dragon Kingdom horror culture.
But this is one of the reasons, and the other reason is that Zhou Che wants to create his own S Foundation universe.
That's right, Zhou Che added some elements of the foundation slightly in "The Story of Hong Kong Stupidity".
There is no such thing as a foundation in this world, but with something so awesome and fun, how could Zhou Che bring it into this world?
"Hong Kong Strange Records" can be regarded as an introduction.
"Sister, next time I will definitely make a really relaxing game, next time definitely!!!
Zhou Che has his own plans. As for the anchor, he has not considered it at all, so he can only comfort Sister Zhou aloud.
"Haha..." Sister Zhou just sneered, expressing her doubts about Zhou Che's sentence next time.
At this moment, don't say it's Sister Zhou, the other anchors almost all have the same idea, they are all grinning and mmp in their hearts.
All kinds of games that exclaimed the old thief on the mouth are so awesome and strong, but the inner os is: old thief, why are you doing such a perverted horror game again!!!
But what can be done? The game is about to be released, and those who are the anchors can only obey the players and choose to suffer!
As Zhou Che said, at 12 o'clock noon the next day, "Dig to Survive" quietly boarded the [New World] game platform. As for the price, it is very cheap, only 50 oceans!
After all, it's just a small game. Naturally, it will not cost hundreds of yuan or 50 yuan at the price of a 3A masterpiece. You can't buy it and you can't be fooled.
Originally, Zhou Che was not too optimistic about the sales expectations of this game. After all, he had already tried it out in advance, which directly showed how difficult the game is.
And he didn't hide it, and clearly told the players that this game was purely designed by him to torture the players. If you want to buy it or not, there is absolutely no intention to deceive the players!!!
However, who knows, "Dig to Survive" still continues the popularity of the previous "Deep Sea Trek" and "Sekiro". In five minutes, the global sales easily exceeded 100,000!
"Tsk tsk, it turns out that there are so many tremors in this world?" Zhou Che couldn't help but exclaim.
The attitude of the players towards this game is actually the same, although the old thief told them that it is difficult, and they also saw that the demo is really difficult and difficult.
But...... just don't believe in evil, is it difficult to know if you have to try it yourself, what if they are talented?
A game that is difficult for others may be very easy for oneself. Although everyone is a member of all living beings, who does not want to be the protagonist?
Anyway, this price is not expensive, quickly, pay, download, install, play the game!
Then, players will know how perverted this game is!
For a while, the sound of yelling, breaking the soundproof, and smashing things was staged on the major VR machines.
At eight o'clock that night, although the anchors were reluctant in every possible way, they all played the title of "Dig to Survive".
There's no way, if you don't play the [New World] game these days, no one will watch it at all!
As soon as the anchors typed this title, it was quite attractive, and the audience happily entered the live broadcast rooms of the major anchors as if they had smelled the fishy smell:
"I don't know why, even though the game hasn't started yet, I've started laughing! 35
"Indeed, today I played tm for an afternoon, and finally climbed a cliff several hundred meters high. As a result, I made a mistake and went straight back to my hometown. It made me angry, and I am still unconscious!
"It's okay to be delirious, I just smashed the VR machine directly, this game is really not for people to play! The old thief is so nasty! 35
"I think this bastard game should be renamed!
"??? "Rock Climbing Simulator"?"
"No, "Come Home Often"!!!
"Hehe, do you think returning to your hometown is the only torture point in this game? Play it later and you will find that the old thief is more malicious. "!"
Watching a large number of viewers pouring into their live broadcast room, the reluctant anchors finally got the motivation to play, they entered the VR machine, opened the game, held the Thor hammer, got into the jar, and officially began their rock climbing journey. !
At the beginning, the major streamers were all serious about playing. Just like Zhou Che said, for a brand new game that has never been played before, the first ten minutes of play will be the most dedicated ten minutes. minute.
Including Sister Zhou, Da Ma Monkey, Yin Zi and other anchors, they all started to try it out, and they all felt the same way. When they climbed the first dead tree, they all thought, Hey, it's very simple!
When we climbed the first hill, hey, it's still easy, that's all, is it that the champion of the stick is too weak?
Until, when they came to the cliff where Jin Jide had broken countless times, their mentality soon changed.
"Hastily, what is this Nima breaking the cliff, I have been climbing for almost three hours, and I just can't get over it!!!"
In the live broadcast room of the horse monkey, under the watchful eyes of countless audiences, the horse monkey in the jar, after falling from the top of the cliff for the Nth time, went into a frenzy and kept smashing wildly with the hammer in his hand. The surrounding ground, even with the camera, trembled wildly!
Even if the audience is separated from the screen, they can feel how desperate the monkey is!
"Haha, this monkey and ape form is revealed and belongs to yes!"
"Da Ma Monkey, you have today too haha!""
"Ground hp-100!
"I give full marks to the pain mask on the face of the Malaysian monkey! The real damage is almost full!"
"Can you give me a little bit of energy? Of all the anchors I follow, you are still stuck in this novice level, and everyone else, Sister Zhou, has climbed up!"
"Yes, Damascus, you are too good!"
Seeing the painful expression on the face of the Malaysian monkey, the audience laughed one by one, and more of them kept posting barrages to play on his mentality and ridiculed wildly.
Malaysian Monkey deliberately started the broadcast at 5 o'clock in advance today, but it was broadcast until 8 o'clock, and it was still stuck on the cliff. At this moment, it was finally completely broken, sitting in a jar, frantically incompetent and furious.
After venting for a while with the hammer in his hand, the horse monkey finally calmed down a lot, and he said again: "Shui friends, I will try again, I found that this game requires patience, I just performed very well. Obviously, Shi Lezhi has fallen into the trap of the old thief, no, I have to calm down, I have to have fun, so that I can pass the level, yes, that's it!!!
After saying a lot of inspirational words, the horse monkey began to try again.
Then, I saw that he had just climbed to a five-meter-high position, and slammed again... Dropped again!!
"I'm calm nmlgb!!!" The big horse monkey, who said to calm down one second, broke the defense the next second: "Ah, I'm so brainless, why can't I want to play this game, I tm directly give it to me Forget it!!!"
This time, the horse monkey was completely stretched out, and he didn't smash the ground, but took the hammer in his hand and really hit his bald head, shouting: "Let you play this stupid game, Let you play this shitty game!!!""
However, the role played by the player in this game is invincible. There is nothing wrong with these hammers, and there is even a clang clang clang. The audience even saw a burst of sparks from the forehead of the horse monkey. come out!
For a time, the effect of the program exploded, and the audience had one count as one, and they were all paralyzed with laughter!!!
"Pfft, with this sound effect, the Malaysian Monkey must have practiced Iron Head Gong!
"Brain: What hatred, what hatred?!
"I didn't expect that Malaysian monkeys can also strike iron in "Dig to Survive"!"
"This blow once made me dream of "Sekiro"!"
"I'm dying of laughter, I don't have to think so hard if I can't climb over the cliff, I didn't expect to use a hammer to greet me on my head!!!
"The most annoying thing is that the old thief predicted the player's actions again, and even added a spark special effect, outrageous!!!"
"Haha, 119? There's a monkey here who's completely crazy, and he's going to be sent to a mental hospital!
"No, this monkey is no longer saved, send it directly to Momei Mountain!
Not only Malaysian monkeys, but similar situations are also being played out in other live broadcast rooms.
"Hmph, I'm so stupid, I fell down again, I was stuck so firmly with the hammer, it can still fall!!!99
A sound like killing a pig sounded, and the Sao Pig was sitting in the jar with a painful face, frantically spitting out fragrance.
That's right, Saozhu has started live broadcast again. During the time of the release of "Sekiro", Saozhu has been playing dead because he is too fat to play action games, but now the release of "Dig to Survive" has not It was seen by him as an opportunity to return.
This game doesn't require much exercise. It just needs to sit and wave your arms. It's not a horror game. You don't have to worry about the high blood pressure.
Therefore, Sao Zhu resolutely decided to return, and in order to build momentum, he also set a rule in the title of the live broadcast room: every time you break the defense in "Dig to Survive", you will get ten red packets of 100 yuan!
I have to say that this title is quite tempting. Even if he has not broadcast live for a long time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has quickly reached hundreds of thousands.
However, Sao Zhu obviously underestimated the difficulty of this "Dig to Survive", and he forgot one point, that is, when people are extremely angry, they will also be treated with high blood pressure!
He only replayed the broadcast for less than two hours, and the whole person's mentality, from anticipation to joy (seeing that there are still so many viewers watching his live broadcast), to tension, anger, breaking defense, and then continuing to be angry, continue to break Defend........
This high blood pressure started to rise little by little.
"Alright, alright, don't rush, let's draw ten more red envelopes now!!!"
At this time, the Sao Pig was already red and warm, and his face was as red as a braised pig's head, but he still insisted on drawing red envelopes.
This is already the eighth red envelope drawn from his live broadcast room!!!
In just two hours, tm has drawn so much money in the red envelope!
Outrageous!
"I won't break the defense, I will definitely not break the defense in the future, and if I break down again, then I will be a great geoduck!!!
Sao Pig said with oath, and climbed the cliff again.
This time, he was careful, and it was really smooth. He climbed all the way to the familiar triangle at the top of the cliff. This is also the most persuasive place for newbies.
Very uncomfortable.
"Try again!
Sao Pig took off again, took off with a whimper, and when he was about to touch the iron plate, his eyes were quick and his hands were quick.
With a swish, the whole person flew up in an arc, and landed steadily on the iron plate.
The barrage suddenly boiled:
"Shit, I really climbed up!
"I read it right, saucy pig!"
"The pig is really strong, and the monkey is still stuck here!"
"Haha, how, I succeeded, brother, I succeeded!!!! Sao Zhu also shouted excitedly, constantly raising the hammer in his hand, as if he was holding a championship trophy with an S crown.
Finally, he succeeded in reaching the top, and even the redness on his face subsided a little.
Sure enough, his idea was absolutely right, and it was a very wise decision to use this game to rebroadcast!
Sao pig, Sao pig, you are so smart!
Sao Pig constantly admired his wit in his heart, and showed off to the audience for a while, before he was about to continue to set off, but when he looked up, Sao Pig found that there were actually two roads up there!
One road is to the right, there is a floating house on it, the other road to the left is a passage, and the passage is exuding a golden mist, which looks very mysterious.
"Hey, there are actually two roads here, so which one should I take?" Sao Zhu suddenly hesitated.
The barrage also flew past:
"Take the one on the left, that passage looks beautiful!
"Try it on the right and see if you can enter the house and play! 99
"Let's go, Sao pig, it's useless for you to ask us, it's like we can play here. 55
"Ahem, as a visitor, I suggest Sao Zhu go to the left, the road on the left is easier to go up!
Is the road on the left easy to get up?
Hearing this barrage, Sao Zhu immediately observed it carefully, and sure enough, there were layers of buckles on the wall of the passage on the left, which seemed to be easily hooked, while the house on the right could be hooked a lot less.
In this case...
"The man is on the left and the woman is on the right, water friends, I'll choose the left." Sao Zhu found a reason and said immediately.
Said, Sao Pig waved the hammer in his hand and climbed to the position of the passage.
And this journey is also unexpectedly smooth, just as he thought, there are a lot of buckles on the customs clearance, Sao Pig doesn't need to think about the way to climb at all (with money), just climb up without a brain.
In this way, the higher and higher he climbed, the smoother he played by himself, like a super low-profile youth version of Spider-Man, hooking the left hook and hooking the right hook, rising quickly.
"Okay, Sao Pig! It's so smooth!"
"This operation is indeed becoming more and more proficient! 35
"Indeed, this journey is stress-free, steady!
"It feels like the old thief's design of this road is very simple, so Sao pigs can climb so fast, right?"
"So this is the mercy of the old thief?"
"Fellow friends, this isn't the pity of the old thief, it's just because I'm too strong!" Sao Zhu immediately retorted when he heard the barrage in his ears.
At this time, it is natural to hurry up and tout one's own strength, old thief and so on, leave it to me!
After climbing in this passage for almost half an hour, Sao Zhu successfully crossed the passage, jumped over and jumped to a platform at the end of the passage.
"OK, the channel level has been successfully completed!!!" Sao Zhu excitedly announced to the audience in the live broadcast room. At this moment, he was in high spirits, and even had the illusion that he might be the first person to clear "Dig to Survive"!
After the cliff level, the next half an hour was very smooth!!!
The barrage in the live broadcast room was also completely swiped by 66666, and the other anchors climbed one step and fell two steps. Why is this pig so fierce today, and it's taking hormones?
"Water friends, I'll move on!" Sao Zhu feels that he has already played the game with a 'feel', and he is not afraid of everything that follows, and even has some expectations!
However, Sao Pig looked up and was dumbfounded.
Huh, that's not right...․ Where is the road?
How about continuing on the way up?!
At this time, what appeared above the pig was actually a wall. This wall was like a ceiling, completely blocking the space above, and it was impossible to continue to move forward!!
And on this wall, there is also a line of chalk written: [Some people are still alive, but they are actually dead].